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i went to the doctors and he said my blood pressure was slightly higher than normal and asked what kind of stress i was under, and i’m not trying to blame liverpool fc but….. yeah, i’m blaming liverpool fc

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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 


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